The one and only terrible hiatus. More heartbreaking than an OTP split, more shocking than a character death, more mesmerising than a resolutional ending into which you expect everyone to get a happily ever after, only to have your hopes dashed in the fact that it's a mid season finale and there's more catastrophes to go *cough* Arrow *cough*. It's the hiatus to end it all.
Whether you're a sci-fi buff *waves to the Doctor Who and Star Trek fans* or you're hooked on a reality show (who knew Keeping Up With The Kardashians and Dance Moms could be so addictive) adore your Supernatural creatures (hey who doesn't love a Teen Wolf or Once Upon A Time fairytale character) or even a little mystery and periodic romance (am I talking about Sherlock or Reign you don't know, I could be a Pretty Little Liar); there's nothing worse then when you become so attached to it all that you can't bear to wait another 5 months until the next season. Time ticks by so slowly, and you find yourself drawing triscillaes or symbols to ward off evil or even the occasional quote subconsciously on your page. Maybe someone's made an off hand joke about an everyday thing and you laugh to yourself because there's a reference in it; to the Awkward stares of everyone else who thinks you're Faking It. Maybe your Friends' Criminal Minds have you on The Blacklist and have a plan of How To Get Away With Murder (yours specifically) because you've talked that much about American Horror Story you need to be put in an Asylum. Just saying, it's a Game of Thrones out there. But that's when you know it's got to you (like I've just exemplified). Though we're lucky the symptoms are obvious and easy to treat.
Now dealing with this suffering for some can be a big impact. What else are you going to do on a Thursday night between the hours of 8-10? How else will you claim the best seat in the house, and get away with it because it's "your show"? There's nothing that can even compare to that thrill you get at the opening credits, knowing that once again you can see your favourite actors and actresses doing what they do best; playing the characters that so many have come to love over the years for just a minuscule 40 minutes. It can be the only thing that's pulling you through that dreadful week, to come home and sit back and laugh, cry, pause for screenshots and not move from the couch that entire time -no one can tell you to do so either.
Yet you are now faced with the task of staring down that cliffhanger like a bull at a red cape. Your favourite character's just been killed off, your OTP have been split by a curse and a new villain introduced that's going to turn the world they know into rubble and ashes. And then the credits roll, and the upcoming news break begins and you sit in shock at the screen, unable to comprehend that just 12-20 episodes was not the end of an entire season. But here, dear reader, is what to do in this blank space they infamously call a hiatus:
1. Curl up in a ball. Cry. Repeat. Throw a few things around to get that anger out.
2. Don't get out of bed for a few days because you've got bad withdrawals and if your favourite characters are stuck in a cave then so are you.
3. Retreat to your internet blog (as I have done) and relive all those moments through GIFS and vines, whatever you can replay the most.
4. Fanfiction will never let you down, unless you've clicked the wrong link and it's led you to an AU (alternate universe) where they're all inanimate objects. Or inappropriate things not to mention in public.
5. TUMBLR TUMBLR TUMBLR. TV show universe. You'll find things you'll never knew even existed on your show. Conspiracy theories, deleted scenes, "ways to get your favourite character back from the dead (not including human sacrifice)" I'm sure it's there. Not that I've searched.
6. Watch cast interviews until 2am and revel over their changing hairstyles for different seasons and the fact that the old cast is slowly being replaced by new characters which you aren't too happy with.
7. See how quickly you can binge watch entire previous seasons and beat your record (The most I've watched 2 and a half seasons in a day until my mother cut the internet and told me to get a life)
8. Spend all your savings on merchandise that you'll never regret buying and wear it in public waiting for someone to call you up on it. Or you know just wear it because you want to and it reminds you of that time when everything was happy on the show and no one was possessed.
9. Learn the theme song on a musical instrument. If you have no talent at all perhaps except for writing (like myself) humming can do just fine. Until people tell you that you've ruined it for them because you won't stop.
10. Repeat step 1 as many times as required.
In saying this, I could be wrong. Maybe you're not one of those people who gets so obsessed with TV shows it's unhealthy. Or who feels they can cope with a hiatus quite reasonably and silently by themselves with no need to express their feels. You just let me know how you go dealing with the next season. It won't be long now I promise.